Regular Ass Candles
Tramp Stamp, Ashwood + Vanilla 11oz Candle
Did your inked-up ex break up with you for being a bit vanilla? Yes. Did you try to prove him wrong by getting “Yes Daddy” tattooed on your lower back? Also, yes. But listen, you don’t need a Bad Sandy makeover to find love. Your innocence will be a real turn on for the right kind of bad boy. So lean into your truth: you only get down missionary style; you don’t party; and you’re terrified of needles. Everyone knows that tatt is a temp, my love.
KEY NOTES
Smoked Cedar, Sandalwood, Lily, Vanilla
FRAGRANCE TYPE
Woody & Smokey
BENEFITS
- 60-hour burn time.
- Made with an all-natural coconut beeswax blend
- Highly scented w/ strong fragrance throw
- Small batch and hand poured in Austin, TX
- Eco friendly and nontoxic ingredients
- No formaldehyde, parabens, phthalates, or lead
- Reusable, recyclable jar and packaging
GOOD FOR
Large rooms, aromatherapy, home decor
Birthday, friendship, anniversary, bachelorette, or novelty gifts
PROUDLY
Black owned
Minority owned
LGBT, Gay, Queer owned
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Net Weight: 11oz (310g)
Wax Type: Coconut Beeswax blend
Wick Type: 2 Wick, Cotton Wick
Dimensions: 3.5”L x 3.5”W x 4”H
- First Date Jitters: The first time you light a candle, make sure it gets a good 2-3 hour burn. This helps prevent that dreaded "tunneling" (which sounds more adventurous than it actually is). We want an even melt pool all the way across. It’s like a good first date - give it time!
- Trim that Wick, Darling! Before lighting up, give your wick a little trim – about 1/4 inch. Nobody likes a wild and crazy flame. It’s the candle version of a haircut. Stay fresh!
- Stay Awake & Alert: Never leave a burning candle unattended. And for Pete's sake, don't fall asleep with it on. Your bed is for dreams, not melted wax catastrophes!
- Keep the Kiddos & Fur Babies Away: As cute as it would be for Mr. Whiskers to have a romantic candlelit dinner, it's not safe. Keep curious paws and fingers at bay.
- Avoid the Draft: Like that cold breeze on a winter day, candles don't like drafts. Place them away from windows, doors, or drafty spots. Flickering flames are cute in movies, not in real life.
- Safety First, Captain Obvious: Avoid placing your candle near anything flammable. No, your pile of rom-com novels isn’t a good spot.
- Time’s Up! Don't burn your candle for more than 4 hours at a time. Give it a break. Even candles need some "me-time."
- Bye-Bye, Little Flame: When there's only about 1/2 inch of wax left, it's time to bid adieu. Don’t be sad, this just means you get to start a new candle love affair.
- Clean & Clear: If you spill some wax (hey, it happens to the best of us), wait for it to cool before cleaning it up. Hot wax is like lava, and you're not a volcano.
- Recycle and Upcycle: Finished your candle? Clean out the jar and turn it into a pot for your succulent, a chic container for your bits & bobs, or a fancy glass for your morning OJ.
Size Matters
Is it Big Enough?
Use small candles in small rooms like bathrooms or bedrooms
Big candles will fill up bigger spaces, like open-plan areas
