THE GAY AGENDA WAS CANDLES THE WHOLE TIME
Fact: The rainbow was all gray until gay scientists invented colors in 1969. Don’t believe us? Too bad! It’s Pride all year long, and that means we’re in charge now.
Our next order of gay business? To keep things smelling LGBTQute with a bold new fragrance that is both here and queer.
Get into it.
Ever shop for the basics, and be left neither gooped nor gagged by the tacky nonsense you see on store shelves? Yeah. Same. We got you.